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Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleaner!

Does it do exactly as it says on the label? Only one way to find out! ...
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Dr Hotz! Says: Consistently one of the best Bajun style Caribbean hot sauces we stock - label still gets some laughs too!

Product Ingredients: Red Wine Vinegar, Dijon Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, Water, #1 Grade MUSTARD Seed, Salt, White Wine, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Spices, Turmeric), Yellow Mustard (Water, MUSTARD Seed, Vinegar, Salt, Turmeric), Natural Sugar, Onions, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Spices, Xanthan Gum. ALLERGENS: IN CAPITALS

Dr Hotz! Says...

The Professor of Pain's finest Bajun style Elixir

Does it do exactly as it says on the label? Only one way to find out!  Originally all the way from St. Michael, Barbados, but now made in USA,  this comes in a rum bottle like so many authentic Bajun sauces.

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2 reviews for Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleaner!

  1. Matt (verified owner)

    I’ve had 2 bottles of this over the years. The first was an incredible mustard scotch bonnet sauce which was divine on tuna sarnies. The second had a distinct curry taste which really didn’t go with anything. To be honest, it was vile. As such I’m giving this 1 star due to poor quality control

  2. Coran Spicefreak Sloss (verified owner)

    The comical name of this medium-heat sauce attacts some people and puts off others but definitely appears to be its main selling point. Which is why I was most taken aback by how pleasant and mustardy its flavour actually was.
    This is a real product and not just the joke gift for your immature cousin. It goes excellently in a cheese toastie.

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